Ladies and gentlemen

There's a gentleman who's not so gentle cuz
he's too generous with his chit and his chat
So lately we've been discussing a way to rid
this disgusting example of ample gossip and gab

All we hear is La La La...

He's a gentleman who plays a caricature of a character
he wishes he was
So lately we've been ignoring all his stories as we smile
and nod and let him simply do what he does
So watch out

And everybody's got the same story:
We never wanted him here
He showed up anyway
He never would leave us alone
We never wanted him here
He showed up anyway
But maybe that's ok

Soon this gentleman was barking louder when his biting
harder didn't earn him respect
But lately we've been too proud to admit that we all might
miss him just a bit now that he's packed up and left
What did we do?

And everybody's got the same story:
We never wanted him here
He showed up anyway
He never would leave us alone
We never wanted him here
He showed up anyway
But maybe that's ok

We never wanted him here
He showed up anyway
He never would leave us alone
We never wanted him here
And now he's gone for good
But maybe we've made a mistake

Carol Couto =)