Val kilmer
Bowling for soupwould be a comedy
not quite the tragedy that its become
more slapstick than chickflick
more Caddyshack than Breakfast At Tiffany's
So, thank me at the podium for a lifetime of contribution
turn on the cameras
someone cue the extras
hair and makeup to the set
because the big screen's callin
final casting call
its your big shot baby your the next big star
on another stupid movie 'bout a guy with a broken heart
is fallin apart
your headed for the cutting room floor
and in the sequel honey i'm the guy who gets the girl
so if you miss my movie
get the DVD
check out the chemistry
between you and me
less 'Raising Arizona'
more 'Steel Magnolias'
so when you walk down that red carpet
I hope you trip and fall
I hope someone squirts you with a watergun
a super soaker filled with pee
because the big screen's callin
final casting call
its you're big shot baby your the next big star
on another stupid movie about a guy with a broken heart
is fallin apart
you're headed for the cutting room floor
and in the sequel honey I'm the guy who gets the girl
all apologies
to kevin costner and that chick from monster
give me Adam Sandler, Will Ferrell, Belushi and even Val Kilmer
he was funny in 'Real Genius'
What about 'Top Gun'?
No, 'Top Gun' wasn't funny
Whatever
top secret was funny too
but he sucked as Batman
because the big screen's callin
final casting call
its your big shot baby you're the next big star
on another stupid movie about a guy with a broken heart
is fallin apart
you're headed for the cutting room floor
and in the sequel honey I'm the guy who gets the girl
Steven Spielberg's calling and he's sending a car
its your big shot baby you're the next big star
of another stupid movie about a guy with a broken heart
is fallin apart
you're headed for the cutting room floor
and in the sequel honey I'm the guy who gets the girl
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