Some are decended from angels
Jerry springer: the opera (musical)Some are decended from angels,
Others are decended from apes,
Some are the result of romantic love,
Others the result of rapes,
Well, I wish she'd died at birth!
[SHAWNTEL]
And I wish you'd died at birth too!
[JERRY (spoken)]
Well, at least you agree on one thing. So, Chucky, how do you fit into all this?
[CHUCKY]
If she don't stop,
I'll find me another woman.
[SHAWNTEL]
What're you gonna do?
Buy her or drug her?
[CHUCKY]
Gonna find me something,
To replace her tainted,
Sagging old skin!
[SHAWNTEL]
Good! Good! I'm tired of your little dick flesh,
It's so small I'd get more pleasure,
From fucking myself with my own clitoris!
[CHUCKY]
All women are whores!
Whores or sluts or prostitutes!
[SHAWNTEL]
You don't know shit!
You don't know shit!
He's just an,
Inbreed three-nippled cousin-fucker!
[ENSEMBLE]
Inbreed three-nippled cousin-fucker!
Three-nippled cousin-fuck!
Inbreed three-nippled cousin-fucker!
Three-nippled cousin-fuck!
Three-nippled cousin-fuck!
Three-nippled cousin-fucker!
[JERRY (spoken)]
So, you're the innocent one, Chucky?
[CHUCKY]
I ain't easy, but I'm honest.
[JERRY (spoken)]
So, no secrets then?
[CHUCKY]
(aside) I like flowers more than people...
No, Jerry.
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