Graduation

Today's my graduation
I've done my dissertation
Even got a hat I can throw!

Today's my graduation
So long to education
Didn't learn a thing anyway!

These are the best days of our lives!
That's what the grownups told us right?
Tapping my pencil waiting for the bell
Thinking what to say in my last farewell
Hey teacher! Leave those kids alone!
Saigo no chaimu ga natteru yo!
And everyone's happy but ikitakunai
What shall I do now the world is mine?

Today's my graduation
I've done my dissertation
Even got a hat I can throw! (But I'm not going)
Today's my graduation
So long to education
Didn't learn a thing anyway!

Mado no soto bakari miteta
Maru to batsu dake datta
Sonna sekai ni sayonara
Hitori sotsugyoushiki
Say: Sensei minna sayonara!
Sensei minna sayonara!
Sensei minna sayonara!
Mimi no naka de sotsugyou!

Today's my graduation
I've done my dissertation
Even got a hat I can throw!
I'd like to thank my pets, my friends, my family
I didn't learn a thing anyway!

Whatchu wanna be?
There's so much you can do with a degree!
Now I can apply for a PhD
Get a nice job with a high salary!
Chasing after hyakuten, manten
Zenbu dekitakunai, mou dame
Torikago no tobira o akete
Sora ni mukatte habataite

Today's my graduation
I've done my dissertation
Even got a hat I can throw! (But I'm not going)
Today's my graduation
So long to education
Didn't learn a thing anyway!

But I'm not going
But I'm not going
But I'm not going
But I'm not going today!