Don't listen to those girlfriend thieving bastards

Every love song ever written was written with you in mind
I know, i've asked them all
The bastards, they all want a piece of you
Especially Elvis
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Every love song ever written was for you and only you
And i must admit, i'm pissed off
I only want you to like me
I only want you to like my songs
Not those greasy buggers, they're bumfuckery annoys me
I only want you to love me
So listen to my love songs and not theirs
Please listen to my love songs