This opinion of mine

Man was never meant to float.
So we fly, we drive,
we take a boat.
You'll meet someone eventually
and you'll tell me I'm wrong.
When you walk your feet
don't touch the street.
I consider myself
an intelligent guy
but I'd love to be wrong
in this opinion of mine.
I'll meet the perfect woman
and I'll just site at home
while she does fine cooking.
You're so fine this lover of mine.
Relax my dear.
Pour yourself some wine.