Who's got the crack

Theres no such thing as a harmless joke
and no such thing as a gentle toke
theres no such thing as Panama Jack
Whos got the crack?

whooooos got the crack..
whooooooOOos got the crack..
whooooos got the crack

i am a goat
in a moat
with a boat
Whos got the crack?

whooooos got the crack..
whooooooOOos got the crack..
whooooos got the crack

i like it when, my hair is poofy
i like it when, you slip me a roofy
i like it when, you've got the crack
Whos got the crack?

whooooos got the crack..
whooooooOOos got the crack..
whooooos got the crack

i wanna be a hippy, but i forgot how to love
its hard to be a garbage man, when a sailor stole my glove
i wanna be reckless but im feeling so uptight (I'd rather be reckless than rockless)
put your mama...put your mama in a headlock!
whos got the crack?

whooooos got the crack..
whooooooOOos got the crack..

whooooooOOooooOooooOooooos got the crack..
not you, thank the lord.