Fat freddy gets the clap

He went out and bought a box
A box of those cheapest rubbers
"They must be good enough" he said
He went out and bought a box
A box of those of those lousy rubbers
When he finally could get laid
But then he got fooled again
And now he's crying in the bathroom
That girl was a liar
His little fireman's on fire
And his nerves are about to blow real soon
Diliddley-lidiliddley-chattanooga-huh
Fat Freddy got the clap and now he surely paid his due
Come along and sing along, we're sure you fill in too...
Diliddley-lidiliddley-chattanooga-huh!