Applause

Remember when I used to not totally suck?
My songs and videos were not pretentious and fucked up
But then I lost my damn mind,
Now I am in a bird cage.
I've gone completely mad, I'm totally batshit insane

I combined art and pop and made a flop
Don't let your children watch this,
It will scare the poor things shitless
I need attention constantly

Same with me!
And me!
And me, swag!

I've covered myself in blood,
I've worn a meat dress!
I've even convinced the world I had a penis
My whole career is built on horrible gimmicks
Instead of focusing on making good music
All the stuff I do is for the fame
Like making a whole cd exploiting the gays
I think I’m God’s gift to the human race!
Now watch me smear random shit all over my face

I try way too hard to be seen as artistic
But it just makes me seem like a pathetic narcissist
One second I’m a woman… suddenly I am a swan
You have no freakin’ idea how many drugs I am on
A lot
I am the definition of egotistic!

Backup dancer
She’s right I just looked it up and it shows her pic
I’m so conceited and smug, I eat my own shit
Then I wash it down with a glass of gaga piss
Everyone clap for me
Yes that is it!
Now you’re all under my spell, I am a fame witch!

Gaga you’re amazing, a true genius
And nothing shocking you do is dumb and pointless
Yes, it’s working!
I’m transforming, into a true fame monster!
Soon I will rule all the earth

Hey look, isn’t that madonna?
Gaga is just a fraud, hold your applause!
She is just trying to be the new version of me, clearly
I was the first attention whore!
Now it’s time to end this war!

Look at my magical jugs
They’ll see you free
Stop giving gaga your love
Save it for me

Don’t listen to madonna
Keep on clapping!
Actually we’ve had enough
You’re getting boring

The whole world’s sick of you
Check this headline
Your last tweet was retweeted
Only 4 times

Sorry gaga, you’re through
No this can’t be!
Please, I am begging all you, do not ignore me
Oh no, what’s happening?