Meaner than a junkyard dog

So you're fed up with your life? Time to grab the knife,
no more problems, no more
fears. Not even your mother's
tears? Grow guts, step up. No
one likes you anyway. Grow
up, step up. Time to change
today. Now there's 2 things
you can do. #1: Grow up, be a
man and quit fucking crying.
#2: Just do yourself in. Quit
faking it and stop wasting my
precious time. You're a selfish piece of shit and a

weak link in all of humanity.
Someone's gone through the
same shit before. Quit
wasting all my time. Someone's gone through worse
shit before, quit bitching
about you're life.