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I eat eggs but I don't eat meat
(He still eats cheese)
No ham, lamb, pork, turkey or beef
(Mostly veggies)
But I still love cooking with gas

As well as speeding 'round the track
Not to mention j-nev's funky bass lines
You could find me drinking all night
(Schooners or pints)
But you would never catch me in a fist fight
(A placid guy)

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I care for human plus animal
(It's quite normal)
But I still get stuck behind the eight ball
(Play jump shot rule)

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