Morning viking bloody routine

I wake up in the morning, and have some cereal
Take a hot shower, while listening to Metal
I get out of the box, and start drying myself
Today I'm gonna go out, and chase some motherfuckin' elves

I put up my armor, made of iron
Pick up my axe, and put the shield on my back
I dress my heavy boots, of metal
Then I dress my acessories, and my medals

I walk through the door, and the wind blows on my face
I feel the smell of death, of the germanic race
I say good morning to my neighbor
Then I buy some bread, from the baker

Then I go to training, get even stronger
I'm a mighty viking, and a great conquerer
The women love my muscles, and I fuck 'em all
They like a lot of my pau

After some hours of training, I get some rest
Eat some proteins, to become the best
Then I start preparing to kill the elves
But only after lunch, cus' I'm hungry as hell