Split ends

I got chewing gum stuck in my hair.
And my mum told me not to worry
We've all been there.
But I would scream and shout
When she tried to brush the tugs back out.

'Cause I was split like a kirby-grip
Working my butt off just to keep my lips zipped
And that's when I slipped
Into some kind,
Some kind of emotional coma
Got my hair cut off
Took off the split ends,
Cut out the bad things,
It's no loss,
In fact it makes it glossier

You can never use too much conditioner.
Although I heard a little rumour
About fabric softener.
Because apparently it's the same thing.

But I still scream and shout
When I try to brush the tugs back out.

'Cause I was split like a kirby-grip
Working my butt off just to keep my lips zipped
And that's when I slipped
Into some kind,
Some kind of emotional coma
Got my hair cut off
Took off the split ends,
Cut out the bad things,
It's no loss,
In fact it makes it glossier

Ella says
'Chew, chew, chew. Chew your bubble gum'
'Chew, chew, chew. Chew your bubble gum'
And Ella says
'Chew, chew, chew. Chew your bubble gum'
'Chew, chew, chew. Chew your bubble gum'

'Cause I was split like a kirby-grip
Working my butt off just to keep my lips zipped
And that's when I slipped
I slipped into some kind,
Some kind of emotional coma
I got my hair cut off
Took off the split ends,
Cut out the bad things,
It's no loss, no loss,
In fact it makes it glossier

Ella says
'Chew, chew, chew. Chew your bubble gum'
'Chew, chew, chew. Chew your bubble gum'
And Ella says
'Chew, chew, chew. Chew your bubble gum'
'Chew, chew, chew. Chew your bubble gum'
And Ella says
'Chew, chew, chew. Chew your bubble gum'
'Chew, chew, chew. Chew your bubble gum'
And Ella says
'Chew, chew, chew. Chew your bubble gum'
'Chew, chew, chew. Chew your bubble gum'