The last name song

ANDREO
Smith-hyphen-Moore-hyphen-Brown-hyphen-Gore,
Some more hyphens with Johnson and Green
Palmer and Hook, and then Matterson, Cooke,
And Pierce, and then Winters and Dean
Some more of my family is Drinkwater, Wheatland, then Waters, Fields,
Hopkins and Banks
There's Studham and Stidham, then add a whole cache
Of more hyphens for Benson and Hawkins and Nash,
Wells-Wheeler and Richmond, then add one more dash --
Make some more room for "Turne" now. Thanks!

Martinez-Melendez-Rodriguez-Menendez,
Garcia, and Ruiz and Ruz
Calderon and Paz, Barraza-Diaz,
Saenz and Alvarez, Cruz
Gomez and Suarez and Lopez and Juarez, Zamora, Andrade, Ortegas
Villanueva, Ojeda and Prado and Sias,
Trujillo-Velazquez-Machado-Casillas,
Riviera-Jimenez-Ortiz-Perez-Dias
Hinojosa-Bermudez and Vegas!

Rivoire-Cartier-Breaux-Lamoureux-Vallée,
Bailly, LeClair and Perot
And let's not forget Lafayette and Vallette
And Peugeot, Baudelaire, Beliveau!
Laroche-Vaux-Giroux-Beauchamp-LaCasse-Ledoux, and Dupont and Dupris
and DuBose
And after I've recited Bruchon and D'Alain,
And then Brun and LeJean and Caron and Jourdain,
Beaudoin and Mallein and Cézanne, Guillotin,
I can balance this pen on my nose!

Russo-Petrini-Vespucci-Rossini,
Dell'aqua-Farina-Falcone
Moretta and Izzo and, yes, even Zizzo,
Vinci-Gentile-Calderone
Poletta-Guidotti-Puccini-Barsotti, my list is still far from
complete
'Cause there's still Lo Bianco, Lombardo, Rossetti,
Quilici, Costanza, Buono, Allegretti
Of course Malucelli and then Cappelletti
Now, how would you like some to eat?

Cohen-Strauss-Kahn-Kaplan-Levin-Dayan,
Rothschild, Shapiro and Steinberg
Eppinger-Klein-Goldfarb-Mokoltov-Stein,
Blumenthal, Isaacs and Feinberg
Rosenberg, Rosenthal, Goldman, and Stahl, Roth and Rothau-Steinau-
Rosenau
There's Silver and Diamant, speaking of which,
Then add Goldberg and Silverstein --

CHENG
Boy, is he rich!

ANDREO
Hirschfeld-Levine-Howitt-Rabinowitz,
Hohenstein, Feldman, Landau<

MacArthur-Boswell-Sanders-Bothwell
Sanderson-Stuart-Shaw
Ross-Grant-Scott

PITTMAN
Names as long as this ought
To be against the law!

ANDREO
McDonald-Johnstone-McIntyre-Keown-Maguire-Lang-Hepburn-Sinclair
Epperson-Edison-Murray-Farquhar,
Morrison-Boyle-Abernathy-Dunbar,
Forsythe-McLeod-Cunningham-Crichton-Urquhar
Gordon, Andrews, and what else is there?

Ezra-Bazzar, and Ali and Zavvar
Rafsanjani, Tufayl, Ibrahim
And I'm proud to concede that there's also Said,
Karampour-Hussein and Rahim.
I can trace a whole streak of some names like Meliq and Saleh on my
family tree
Besides that: Rezaie-Abdul, and there's Khomeini,
Soleimani-Karami and Hamzeh-Momeni,
Hayyam-Quzman-Muhammad-Abdallah-Joveyni
Akidjan-Surayj-Taymuree!

By some choice of karma, the surname of Sharma
Was assigned to a small select few
And Vasu-Devan, Sankar, Sanakran and Shankar,
And Yadav, Raman and Babu!
Chandrasekharan-Sen-Gandhi-Prabaker, then there are Chandra and Singh
and Iyer
Ramaswami, and then Ramakrishna and Bhatt
Patel, Srinivasan, I also have got
The names Bhattacharyya, Sandhu, Venkat,
Sankarasubramanian in there.

Arita-Yamada-Tanaka-Imada
Tashiro-Hitomi-Sasaki,
Toyota-Fukuchi, and then Yamaguchi
Suzuki and then Kawasaki!
The next names -- Nakanishi, and Ito and Kishi,
Also hail from the land of Japan,
But I still have to list Honda and Minamoto
Watanabe, Uyeno, of course Miyamoto,
Yamamoto-Akaishi and then Yoshimoto!
Shimamura . . . but do call us "san"!

Seppa-Kallinen-Mattinen-Hanninen,
Myyra, Ritola, Nevala
Musta-Alalahti-Keskilahti,
Raty-Koski-Ojala
There are Nurmi, Partanen, and Kangas, Mustanen Saari-Aaltonen-
Waltonen<
When they hear the name "Larva" then everyone grins,
But that grub's just the place where the fun all begins,
'Cause we've still got Hasu, not to mention the Finns
Named Suvio, Iso or Nisonen!

With the S and the Z, we go to Hungary,
With Szabo and Szilard and Szasz,
Szekely and Csak, and I won't even talk
About Eg - er - sze - gi, oh my gosh!
Torok and Miszei, Nagy, too, and Gyenge, Berkes and Harangi and Kun,
Kocsis, Karoly, Wladar and, yes,
With the help of the consonant diphthong C-S,
Csupo and Csider, and then Enekes
I ought to be done with this soon.

There's this small part with Vang, and a few who're named Yang
Then Xiong most just go by those three
But it wouldn't be fair to leave out Her,
As that's also in my family.
There's Thor and Vue, and then next write Kue,
And Shur, Xong, and Lo, and Saykao
Then there are Lor and Hang, and then Ly and Cha
My great-great-great-grandmother gives us, as well, Pha
Moua and Thao, one more hyphen, then Na
It's a long name, but don't have a cow!

There are Sangco and Songco,
Atengco, Tiongco
Toliongco and Tangco Siangco
Tiogongco, Unpingco,
Chahuangco, Tydingco,
Luchangco, Cohuangco, Tiangco!

And Tengco,
Tayengco
Alesana-Lutu-Paopao
There's Ravuvu, and Vailahi,
Leialoha, and Keahi
Mandela-Matsepe-Ngema-Boganda
Bambara-Tutu-Opango, and Banda.
There's a slight chance there may be a few that I missed,
But I'm pretty sure that I am done with my list,
And you look like you're getting a cramp in your wrist!
So let's end it up with Teritaau.
Teritaau,
Yes, let's end it up with Teritaau