It's my belly button

I can't believe we've lived to be this old,
And somehow we have never seen this hole.
A little dent, with a little bit of lint, inside it
Underneath this cotton tee, you've been hiding.
It's time that we unwrap this gift
Let's bring back the male midriff
It's my belly button. My belly, belly button.
I won't pretend like its nothing,
'Cause my belly, belly button's really, really something.
Something I wanna show to you.

You should call me a seal, 'cause I'm going full naval.
I bedazzled it.
I made a nugget dip. Taste it!
Hold up. Fill the hole up with molten gold.
Mold a gold nugget for my charm bracelet.
Potting soil. Random seeds

Douglas fir. Sapling maple tree.
These are gonna get massive.
And absorb a lot of greenhouse gases.
The fact is, we're helping the planet's health.
Wait. We carbon offset ourselves.

So
We can cruise around in a big suv,
And these tree's allow us to ride separately.
Let's continue this conversation,
On our inefficient gas-powered phones
Hey, I've got this business idea to drive
Our vehicles door to door selling my new invention:
It's a fully functional "do-it-yourself" miniature coal plant
Exclusively for children

It's my belly button
My belly belly button.
I won't pretend like it's nothing.
'Cause my belly belly button's really really something.
Something I want to show to you
It's my belly button.
My belly belly button.
I won't pretend like it's nothing.
'Cause my belly, belly button's really, really something.
Something I want to show to you.