Perry mason theme

You know, it's such a shame that it's so hard to find good, honest legal help these days.
See, the problem with my brother and me is we're recidivists--habitual criminal offenders. no attorney wants to go near us. I gotta find him a lawyer, and I don't know what I'm gonna do...
The d.a. was burger
The cop was tragg
Della was the secretary
Drake sat on the desk with perry