Mutiny on the head

A loose hair
flying on the wind
landed on my head
and found itself a twin
they were both my hair
both my hair
but one of them was older
than the other by a hair
cut us down they said
let us off this ride
it's overpopulation
we're just one in a million they cried
"i'll jump off"
a little one threatened
"us too"
the rest joined in
it was mutiny i say
mutiny i say
i offered benefits
if they would all just stay
cut us down they said
let us off this ride
it's overpopulation
we're just one in a million they cried